My name is Andrew Nemeth, and I am a professional person.
Since I can remember, people have been paying me yearly to be a person. It hasn't always been in cash or with a check. Back in '89 when I was first born, the U.S. must have just been coming out of a barter system because most people just gave me blankets, balloons, and stuffed animals. But as time passed, and I grew, cash became king.
Still to this day people pay me anually to be a person. I don't have to do anything but exist and people litterally throw money at me.
Like clock-work--and without me even invoicing them--people send me cards with money in them every October 18th.
To this day I have earned thousands of dollars in payment for being a "person". It is because of this that I gladly wear the title "Professional Person".
If you would like more information regarding how you can purchase my services as a person please write to me at "andrew [at] projectnemeth [dot] com".
I look forward to hearing from you and hope to be a person for you soon.
