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“Bye Bye Miss American Fry“
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9:06 pm on 11/26/2007
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Bye Bye Miss American Fry
In the ongoing battle against child obesity the United States government has deemed it worthy to deny us (the obese children) our second helping of French Fries. Today as I walked through the lunch line to grab my Pizza and French Fries, I noticed a sign at the check-out that read:
“Blah Blah Blah, U.S. Government… Blah Blah Blah, You can not buy two servings of fries unless you make your first purchase, exit, and then re-enter the line to purchase your second serving.”
As the news struck the student body a revolt began. The obese children began to scream in hispanic accents, “Viva las papas fritas!”. And the school girls started chiming in with, “Bye bye miss American fry…”. The lunch ladies held their ground but I believe tomorrow will be a day that will live in infamy.
I’m out, like the fat kid in dodge ball.
Andrew
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