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Why I Want To Be Old

Some of you may know that I want to be old…

 

Not in the sense that I wish I was decrepit and that all of my friends were slowly dying off because of our old age, no rather I want to be old in the sense that I’ve got tons of wisdom, loads of awesome stories, a unique humor, and I want to be able to call everyone “lad” and “las”… and the obnoxious youth “young whipper-snapper”.  

Also, I think that as I get older my mustache will come in better.  So, also a perk.

But more than those reasons, I want to be old because I want to be like Bill Cosby.

Cosby

If you’ve seen his stand up, or if you’ve seen his sitcom then you know what I’m talking about.  [If you haven't seen him then you might not].  I hope this sheds some light on why an 18 year old would fantasize having grandchildren and what not.

Andrew Nemeth

3 Comments on “Why I Want To Be Old”

  1. I strangely have the same feelings on this subject matter. But I’d rather have a pipe and a newspaper in hand as well.

    Nate Blevins

  2. enjoy where you’re at and, god willing, you’ll make it to “old”! make sure you do some things along the way.

    marty

  3. you’re a riot, andrew.

    bri



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