400th Post

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11:56 am on 02/28/2009

400th post

This is my 400th post on Project Nemeth.  Its hard to think that so much time has gone by.  Unfortunately, I can’t properly celebrate such a wondrous occasion due to the fact that I’ve fallen ill.

Its nothing terribly life threatening, but it certainly put a damper on my day.  Now, instead of enjoying an activity packed Saturday I am reduced to lying on the couch watching

Hi-Pressure Water Fountain

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7:21 pm on 02/26/2009

Abrik

The water fountain at church was under a lot of pressure for whatever reason.  When anyone would press the button to release the refreshingly cool water it would shoot out of the spout with incredible force.  It over shot the drain by about 3 feet.  Abrik tried to catch the water in his mouth.

Church was good.  God was there.  Lance spoke.

Andrew Nemeth

TV Cookies

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6:35 pm on 02/24/2009

TV cookies

Read about how I narrowly escaped death—I mean how I accidently burt the cookies when I had some friends over last night.

Also, the show Lie To Me is really good. You should check it out

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Weekend Rap-Up [2.21.09]

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6:38 pm on 02/23/2009

Weekend Rap Up [2.21.09]

This is a weekly segment entitled "Weekend Rap-Up". It consists of a rap that summarizes my weekend. Its a pun. Its real funny.

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Merry Christmas

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12:51 am on 02/22/2009

Merry Christmas

Who has ever heard of a Christmas party in the third week of February? Well, thanks to some of her close friends, Trish Key certainly has.


Click 'Read More' to find out all about the untimely celebration.

Dinner

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10:29 pm on 02/20/2009

Dinner

What do you do when you've got half a loaf of bread starting to mold? Eat it. As fast as you can, so that the mold doesn't infect the rest of the bread. But what meal uses half a loaf of bread? You've probably never heard of it, 'cause I invented it today.

Convenient

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6:12 pm on 02/19/2009

Ridge Rd.

Read about how I successfully got out of Jury Duty. Its a process that took me two weeks too long, but not only did I do it, it was convenient [other than taking too long].

Boles BBall

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9:46 am on 02/18/2009

Last night was Boles last basketball game of the year. Nate-James and I made the long voyage out to Quinlan from Dallas.

The game was good. I say “good” because I got excited watching it. I felt apart of the team and I felt the pride of the school (despite the fact that I didn’t attend there). Additionally, the team played well together in the second

Weekend Rap-Up [2.14.09]

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7:14 pm on 02/16/2009

Weekend Rap-Up

This is the Weekend Rap-Up for 2.14.09. For anyone that is new to ProjectNemeth (PN) a weekend rap-up is a Rap [like the genre of music] that summarizes [wrap-up] my weekend. Its a pun. Its fun. Now I'm done.

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Velma & the Gas Station

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4:31 pm on

Velma

My gas tank was near empty today so I stopped to fill 'er up. In doing so I ended up using someone else's money and almost drove off without realizing it, much less correcting the mistake. Fortunately Velma was there to help me through the mix-up.

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Disc Golf

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9:03 pm on 02/14/2009

Today I had blast playing disc golf with Austin and his dad.

My day started with waking up at my apartment to make breakfast for Nate James and myself. From there I dropped him off at his place and headed into Rockwall. There, I stopped by the rose tent to see my folks, and then went over to Pier 1 to see Emily. As I was leaving

Quiet Night In

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10:46 pm on 02/12/2009

mashed potatoes
I made dinner and had a quiet night in. As I write this the night is still young but I already feel like I did more than I had originally intended. I wanted a home-style meal. So I made mashed potatoes and pork chops. I should get back to cooking instead of writing this before it all burns.

Andrew Nemeth

P.S.

Slowest Elevator Ever

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6:32 pm on 02/10/2009

Slowest Elevator

This event was mentioned on Twitter with the following statement:
"Just because I accidently saw you undressing doesn't mean I want to make small talk."

I think it accurately summarizes this post. 'Read More' to find out what I'm talking about.

Weekend Rap-Up [2.7.09]

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8:46 pm on 02/09/2009

Stone and Tafv

I drop flows like a messy kid drops crumbs.

'Read More' to see the Weekend Rap-Up.

Myspace Failed Geography

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3:46 pm on

myspace failed

The other day I was logging onto my not-so-frequently used myspace account.  I did everything necessary to log-in [which sometimes feels like a lot], I entered my email address, worked hard to remember my password, and then struggled to decode those cryptic “Captcha” images.  When I had been approved to proceed I was redirected to the page that you see above.  Take a

My President

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11:54 pm on 02/05/2009

My President

My President is Black.

Young Jeezy and his buddy NAS wrote a song called “My President”.  I didn’t agree with it.  I thought it was counterproductive and pointless.  So I rewrote it.  Then I recorded it. Me and A-Town went to the studio tonight to spit it.  I think it turned out pretty tight, but let me know what you think.

 

Weekend Rap-Up [1.31.09]

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5:50 pm on 02/03/2009

Weekend Rap-Up

Yo Yo Yo!  I’m about to drop it like its hot.  So put on your oven mitts.

 

“Friday came and went pretty quick,

I did something that wasn’t too slick,

I hit a guy with my car,

I didn’t hit him very har[d],

I took my mom out on a date,

She doesn’t like to be out late,

That’s all I did that night,

Gosh I hope that guy was alright,

Saturday was

Super Bowl Sunday

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4:58 pm on 02/02/2009

Super Bowl Sunday

Yesterday was Super Bowl XLIII.  I had a blast hanging out at Angela Musser’s [she threw a killer SB Party].  The game was really intense and it came down to the final minutes.  I was disappointed to see the Steelers win.  Partly because I felt obligated to root for the Christian guy on the Cardinals, and partly because I didn’t like some of the blatant fouls