These lyrics didn’t write themselves.  And they sure aren’t going to record themselves either.  And since I went through the trouble of writing them, the least you can do is record yourself rapping them.

“Yeah, its going off,

I’ll clear my throat with a cough,

And prep to drop these rhymes,

They’re going to blow up like mines,

You’ll see them all over the web,

Think of them when you’re lying in bed,

Quote them in the shower,

And to all that you admire,

I’ll start this rap out with Friday,

The day concluded with a par-tay,

What better way to start the weekend,

Then with friends on which you can depend,

We partied till it was late in the night,

I arrived home at my parents with a fright,

Gracie was beating on my door,

I told here I didn’t want to see her no more,

The next morning I woke up and made a call,

The auto shop wasn’t open on Saturday at all,

My jetta needs a tune-up or somethin’,

I hope the problem is nothin’,

I went up to work later about 10,

The website needed a mend,

Went to lunch with my boss,

Got some advice for no cost,

Finished up my office duty,

Nate came over to play call of duty,

I lost but he did alright,

Relaxing was pretty tight,

Woke up early despite Day Light Savings,

I was ready for breakfast with hunger cravings,

Went to church and enjoyed Sunday school,

Dr. Bob Weise is pretty cool,

After service I went to lunch with the guys,

Its always nice when someone else buys,

Since we had lunch in Dallas,

I showed them where my pad was,

Came back to Rockwall and washed my car,

It was the dirtiest its been by far,

Had a wonderful small group up at Starbucks,

Now I’m back home listening to the ducks,”

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,

Andrew Nemeth

P.S. The animals outside are actually geese, not ducks.  But ducks rhyme better.