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[Almost] Dead Cat

[Almost] Dead Cat

The other day Trish Key brought over her hot new civic, Ben, Juddson, and myself all went down to take a look at it.  While we were giving it a good once-over Ben noticed something lying in the grass.  He walked over to it and announced it as a dead cat.

Juddson took a look at it but didn’t bother to get too close.  Ben got closer and made a noise to see if the presumably dead cat would stir.  It reared its head and gave out a moan.

“Its still alive,” said Ben.

We went back upstairs and I finished cooking tacos.

Andrew Nemeth

5 Comments on “[Almost] Dead Cat”

  1. AHHHHH!
    I WOULD HAVE SAVED IT!!!

    and don’t wish for more asthma. Its quite the pestilence.
    Chocolate is also good for helping with depression. Which explains why every dumped woman gains ten pounds of chocolate love-handles.

    Kate

  2. Haha. One of my favorite posts.

    Nate Blevins

  3. I’m a lil’ suspicious as to the contents of the tacos now.

    London Smith

  4. thats still more humane than taking in a dying kitten and letting it slowly die in your bathroom at a cinco de mayo party…just sayin’…however i will say the real villain is the people who keep throwing their unwanted feline companions out their window for you guys to find

    anthony

  5. yall are horrible horrible people.

    ashley



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