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“Man Vs. Urban“
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2:15 pm on 01/29/2010
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A while ago I cooked a huge Christmas Ham. There was so much that I decided to save some of it because eating Ham for the next 15 meals didn’t sound to appetizing. So I took a lesson from Grandpa and Grandma Cantrell and froze my leftovers.
Jump back to date. I took some out of the freezer the night before so that the meat would be ready to nuke [reheat in the microwave] the next day. I then took it with me to work and eventually to church to eat as lunch and dinner.
Now here is where it gets intense. There is no silverware at work. Only plastic utensils. What is on to do? Improvise.
Its tough, and few men can pull it off. But I have extensive training as a college student to do whatever is necessary to eat. You can review times like THIS when I resorted to last resorts.
I finally was able to devour my meat when I skillfully commanded a plastic knife and a plastic fork to tear away at the block-like shape.
Andrew Nemeth
I think a Man vs. Wild spoof is in order. Anyone want to help me produce a Man vs. Urban pilot tv show? We could show people how to survive the big metropolis.
Edith and Jim would be proud. i am proud. however, i never eat leftovers that have been frozen now…..too much..too much.
emily
11:06 pm - 01/29/2010