Toast

During a small dinner party the other night we all began chanting “speech, speech speech”.

Priscilla stood to give a toast, but couldn’t quite find the words. I then tried my hand at it and gave what I thought was an excellent toast.

However, everyone else mistook it for sounding too much like a eulogy.

But I thought it was good.

Andrew Nemeth

P.S. We did not eat toast with our dinner.

The classy thing to give at a fancy dinner is always the eulogy.

L. Grant S.
3:45 am - 05/30/2010

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