Is life-guard one word or two?
Regardless, I just became one. I spent the last 3 days training and testing to become a lifeguard certified in CPR/AED, First-Aid, and Blood Bourne Pathogens.
So, I’m a pretty big deal.
Next time you start to choke, make sure you’re hanging out with me and I’ll keep you alive. And if not alive, then I’ll at least do my best to