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“LifeGuard“
an entry on Project Nemeth.
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9:56 pm on 06/03/2010
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LifeGuard
Is life-guard one word or two?
Regardless, I just became one. I spent the last 3 days training and testing to become a lifeguard certified in CPR/AED, First-Aid, and Blood Bourne Pathogens.
So, I’m a pretty big deal.
Next time you start to choke, make sure you’re hanging out with me and I’ll keep you alive. And if not alive, then I’ll at least do my best to prevent organ damage due to lack of oxygen until EMS arrives.
Either way, You’ll be well taken care of.
Andrew Nemeth
I’ll always look to you when I want my organs harvested in a safe manner.
L. Grant S.
7:25 am - 06/07/2010
fingerstache
marty
1:00 pm - 06/09/2010
dude did you cut the face off one of them?
Big Merk
1:04 pm - 06/10/2010