Awkward Lunch

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1:30 pm on 08/22/2010

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I had just finished loading up my plate with lunch from the cafeteria line when I spotted a friend of mine seated at a table.  I made my way over to him and set my plate down at the seat next to him. After sitting myself, I turned to say hello, but found it was not the guy I thought it was.

It turns out from the back this guys looks a lot like another

Split Pea Poop

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11:34 pm on 10/21/2008

I mean Split Pea Soup.  My mistake.  But not really, the soup was disgusting.  Fortunately the To-furky pot pie was delicious.  Also, as you can see I decided that since the soup wasn’t good enough to eat I would be able to raise it from useless to worthless status if I used it as a sort of paint/other art supply.

However, in a moment of

The Green Tray

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6:54 pm on 09/15/2008

Today is my lucky day.

As I entered the cafeteria during lunch time this afternoon I had no idea what was in store for me. The lady at the front kindly took my lunch number and then permitted me to pass onto what would become the single luckiest moment of my day. It was the tray and silverware selection stand, and waiting for me there was

Bleach Fumes

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5:49 pm on 08/28/2008

This is what happens the day before room inspections: everyone pours bleach all over their rooms in hopes that it will clean a weeks worth of filth. (it typically doesn’t). Then innocnt bistanders become “influenced” by the fumes. Today, Zach came in close contact with some bleach fumes and it altered his behavior, arguably for the better.

I’m fairing well,
Andrew Nemeth

Back To School

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10:38 pm on 03/26/2008

 

Cafeteria Food

I actually went back to school on Tuesday, but I forgot to write about it yesterday.

Anyways, the return to school inevitably the return to cafeteria food.  At times I’ve been said to have mixed feelings on the subject of cafeteria food, but I think in all honesty its really bad.  Granted some food items are better than others, and take

Bye Bye Miss American Fry

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9:06 pm on 11/26/2007

Miss American Fry

In the ongoing battle against child obesity the United States government has deemed it worthy to deny us (the obese children) our second helping of French Fries.  Today as I walked through the lunch line to grab my Pizza and French Fries, I noticed a sign at the check-out that read: 

    “Blah Blah Blah, U.S. Government… Blah Blah Blah, You