Not only is there an American Mustache Institute, but there is an award for the Mustached American of the Year. And if you read this blog, I'm pretty sure you know who should be winning this award this year.
This guy...
You're not going to believe what happend today.
Graduation is a bitter-sweet time.
Very similar to sweet-and-sour sauce. As it would turn out, in order to “walk” in my graduation procession I needed to shave.
I’ll repeat myself, “…I needed to shave”.
I have been working on a mustache for over 13 weeks. Its kind of a big deal. Everyone at school knew about my mustache and how awesome it was. Most kids were
Would you like some cake, sir?
Today I was sitting at lunch, I had just finished all my food and so I was listening to the conversation when a fellow student walked up to me and offered me a piece of cake saying something to the effect of, “Would you like a piece of cake, sir?”
Now, I’ll interject here for a moment these two things: 1) There was
AKA: the ‘Stache Bash
This is a continuation of the last two posts. After the Red Bull girls showing up, and after my killer Grad party, I threw myself an after party—mustache style. That’s right, I’m talking about a full fledged ‘stache bash.
It was tight. Men, women, and children all showed up sporting hearty staches. And by “hearty” I
SEO [Search Engine Optimization]
Some of you may be aware that most bloggers pay a considerable amount of attention to their ranking in Google. I usually test things like “Andrew Nemeth” [which puts me at the bottom of page 3] or “Project Nemeth” [which puts me at number 1], but you’ll never guess what I found out puts me at #2 on Google’s list.
Under 30 Mustache
Yeah, it pulls up my mustache page. I was super stoked.
Thanks to everyone that has
bravado |brəˈvädō|
noun. a bold manner or a show of boldness intended to impress or intimidate.
My mustache has bravado. For your own safety, please admire from a safe distance.
That is all,
Andrew Nemeth
“What is this?!?” exclaimed Mrs. White.
During 2nd period today at school the juniors and seniors had an assembly. It was in regards to having sex. I assume they chose now to do it because its the week before prom. Anyways, it was called “Look Before You Leap” it compared having sex to skydiving. It was mildly entertaining and extremely cheesy. Although,
This morning at roughly 2am my phone took the liberty of “springing forward”. I deliberately told it not to because I couldn’t stand the idea of losing an hour, but you know the old saying, “Time waits for no man.” That saying rings true for even those of us with mustaches. Sorry gents, the