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1:19 pm on 03/09/2010

This morning Emily, Shayna, and I rode our bicycles from Emily’s apartment to the school [about 5 miles]. It took us nearly an hour and we arrived just in time [8:00:36].
It was harder than any of us imagined it would be. So much so that the girls didn’t want to ride back. So after school I set off to ride back by myself. But
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2:15 am on 05/29/2008
Would you like some cake, sir?
Today I was sitting at lunch, I had just finished all my food and so I was listening to the conversation when a fellow student walked up to me and offered me a piece of cake saying something to the effect of, “Would you like a piece of cake, sir?”
Now, I’ll interject here for a moment these two things: 1) There was
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10:18 pm on 04/04/2008

About 3 months ago i experienced Deja vu while I was walking through the halls of my school. Normally I disregard déjà vu as “weird” and continue on with whatever I was doing. But this particular account was exceptionally weird because I was remembering having the exact same feeling if déjà vu. It was so crazy, I was experiencing a déjà vu of me experiencing déjà vu. But it gets
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6:46 pm on 04/01/2008

Note that this is no April Fools Joke. No sir, this is the real McCoy. This morning as I was walking up from the parking lot I noticed some black markings on the ground just before the school’s entrance. As I came up closer I noticed that crudely scrawled on the ground were the words, “08 F*** YA”. It
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9:22 pm on 11/29/2007

Boy, oh boy. I’ve got enough homework to fill all of Bruff. Its crazy. What’s worse is my grades have been taking a hit in my math and art class. So, now I’ve got some extra pressure to get this homework and studying done right.
In other news I borrowed a book from my school library. Its I Am America (And You Can Too) by
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9:06 pm on 11/26/2007

In the ongoing battle against child obesity the United States government has deemed it worthy to deny us (the obese children) our second helping of French Fries. Today as I walked through the lunch line to grab my Pizza and French Fries, I noticed a sign at the check-out that read:
“Blah Blah Blah, U.S. Government… Blah Blah Blah, You