Bike Ride

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1:19 pm on 03/09/2010

This morning Emily, Shayna, and I rode our bicycles from Emily’s apartment to the school [about 5 miles]. It took us nearly an hour and we arrived just in time [8:00:36].

It was harder than any of us imagined it would be.  So much so that the girls didn’t want to ride back.  So after school I set off to ride back by myself.  But

Cake, sir?

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2:15 am on 05/29/2008

Would you like some cake, sir?

 

Cake

 

Today I was sitting at lunch, I had just finished all my food and so I was listening to the conversation when a fellow student walked up to me and offered me a piece of cake saying something to the effect of, “Would you like a piece of cake, sir?”

Now, I’ll interject here for a moment these two things:  1)  There was

Déjà vu

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10:18 pm on 04/04/2008

Deja Vu

About 3 months ago i experienced Deja vu while I was walking through the halls of my school. Normally I disregard déjà vu as “weird” and continue on with whatever I was doing. But this particular account was exceptionally weird because I was remembering having the exact same feeling if déjà vu. It was so crazy, I was experiencing a déjà vu of me experiencing déjà vu. But it gets

Class of ’08

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6:46 pm on 04/01/2008

 

Class of \'08

Note that this is no April Fools Joke.  No sir, this is the real McCoy.  This morning as I was walking up from the parking lot I noticed some black markings on the ground just before the school’s entrance.  As I came up closer I noticed that crudely scrawled on the ground were the words, “08 F*** YA”.  It

Homework

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9:22 pm on 11/29/2007

Homework

Boy, oh boy.  I’ve got enough homework to fill all of Bruff.  Its crazy.  What’s worse is my grades have been taking a hit in my math and art class.  So, now I’ve got some extra pressure to get this homework and studying done right.  

In other news I borrowed a book from my school library.  Its I Am America (And You Can Too) by

Bye Bye Miss American Fry

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9:06 pm on 11/26/2007

Miss American Fry

In the ongoing battle against child obesity the United States government has deemed it worthy to deny us (the obese children) our second helping of French Fries.  Today as I walked through the lunch line to grab my Pizza and French Fries, I noticed a sign at the check-out that read: 

    “Blah Blah Blah, U.S. Government… Blah Blah Blah, You